Dear porn battle writer,

I admit, this might seem like a gimme, but when you label your porn 'Wendy Watson/Lacey', it should, y'know, contain Wendy Watson/Lacey porn. And not, say, Wendy/Middleman and Lacey/Middleman (that Wendy watches, being voyeuristic).

-=-

Luckily, I remembered there was some excellent Amy Pond/Vincent Van Gogh, hello, ( Read more... )

Jean then reconciles with Cyclops and fully bonds with the Phoenix Force and ascends to a higher plane of existence called the "White Hot Room"

....wtf.

THIS IS WHY ONE DOES NOT READ MARVEL COMICS ANYMORE, KIDS.

So, everyone has been talking about the WI Democrats and their badassery in fleeing the state to keep the republicans from peremptorily shoving their bill through. (or, if you're on the other side, you're going on about those whiny jerks who aren't Listening To The People...)

But, anyway. The Assembly democrats are also pretty badass. Part four is ( Read more... )

SG-1 fandom, you are full of stupid. Sam Carter is not a ruined, useless, character because, one time, she had a thing for a male in her vicinity.

Seriously. If you think she spent x number of seasons pining for Jack, shut the fuck up and think about how stupid you sound. (why can't I punch stupid people through the internets?)

First, since I was recently told that I should never be offended by something that wasn't aimed at me, I'd like to say thank you. Really.

Second, IT IS THAT TIME AGAIN. Where I warn you that, shockingly, I am that annoying fangirl feminist type that thinks ruining your squee is fun. Sometimes, I even daydream it (like, frell, I had the whole day ( Read more... )

How to fail at a convention ( Read more... )

So, occasionally, I note that I used to be kinda sucky as an author, and say things like, "we all started out awful"

This, folks, is proof. Cut bits from the long-unfinished Buffy/Excalibur crossover.

Sit back, it could be a long night.
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You know what makes me not want to participate? When you say, "this started as the Kill Anders ficathon".... Yeah. I'm all about that. Really.

Seriously. I don't go around saying, "Let's start a kill the Stupid People in fandom" ficathon, do I? ok, maybe a little No, I don't. I certainly don't plan on starting a "Kill Lee Adama" ficathon (I have ( Read more... )

I just realized something.

"The Cylons have a plan" is the Galactica crutch.

Just like, "Oh, it's the Hellmouth" was on Buffy, and "subspace anomalies" was on Trek.

Now I know even MORE why I think the Cylons are kind of pointless. Because they're just the writers' excuses to do Dramatic and Angsty things.

I think I need to leave the sj lists. There's just SO MUCH STUPID ( Read more... )